Laughter is the best Medicine : JOKES _{Page 2 of 14}

Here's a Joke for today, for your Health & Happiness :


' LAST NIGHT '

A man goes to the doctor after feeling ill.

The doctor says, 'You know, you should have come to see me sooner. Unfortunately you have waited too long and you are going to die this evening.'

The man is distraught and wonders how he is going to tell his wife. Well, he tells her and she takes it pretty well. 'Honey, this is going to be a night that you will always remember,' she says. 'I am going to treat you like a king!'

She prepares a scrumptious gourmet dinner with wine, candles-the works. After dinner she slips away and returns in the most incredible negligee the man has ever seen.

She leads him into their bedroom. They make the most passionate love they have ever made. The man is beside himself. Once done, the wife rolls over to go to sleep knowing she kept her promise.

Well, the husband is wide-awake watching the clock. He knows that he is doomed. He taps her... 'Honey?' he whispers.

She rolls over and again proceeds to make love. Again when they were done she rolls over and he taps her. She is getting cranky, but under the circumstances she grants her husband's dying wishes. Finally the wife rolls over and begins to snore.

Well, the man decides to tap her again. 'Honey?' he whispers.

She rolls over and yells, 'Oh sure!...
You're not the one that has to get up in the morning!!! '

Pankaj'bhai,
The following mentioned above by you was just incredible.

'THATS CALLED POWER OF BELIEF!!

BELIEF CAN MOVE MOUNTAINS !! '

The 76 year old, with the 'Universal panecea called 'Arnica"., is also under the same BELIEF and is definetely trying to move all the Homeo MOUNTAINS, while searching for 'kuldeep's' 'SANJIVANI HERB'.
For appropriate link read : http://www.abchomeopathy.com/forum2.php/50156.



Here's a Joke for today, for your Health & Happiness :


'SCHOOL DAZE'

It was at the end of the school year, and a kindergarten teacher was receiving gifts from her pupils.
The florist's son handed her a gift. She shook it, held it overhead, and said, 'I bet I know what it is. Some flowers.' '
That's right' the boy said, 'but how did you know?'
'Oh, just a wild guess,' she said.

The next pupil was the candy shop owner's daughter.
The teacher held her gift overhead, shook it, and said, 'I bet I can guess what it is. A box of sweets.'
'That's right, but how did you know?' asked the girl.
'Oh, just a wild guess,' said the teacher.

The next gift was from the son of the liquor store owner. The teacher held the package overhead, but it was leaking. She touched a drop of the leakage with her finger and touched it to her tongue.
'Is it wine?' she asked.
'No,' the boy replied, with some excitement.
The teacher repeated the process, taking a larger drop of the leakage to her tongue.
'Is it champagne?' she asked.
'No,' the boy replied, with more excitement.
The teacher took one more taste before declaring, 'I give up, what is it?'
With great glee, the boy replied, 'It's a puppy!'

Kuldeep's Joke 'power of belief -- can move mountains !! '

TNT, Dynamite and Nitro-Glycerine explosive manufacturers are closing shop. No need to blast those mountains which made up huge cities and industries and those beautiful swiss tunnels. Wonder why President Bush never used the 'power of belief' in the Afganistan mountains.

If anybody, besides 'kuldeep', has moved a real mountain by his belief, please do let us all know, so that we all can have a good laugh.





Here's a Joke for today, for your Health & Happiness :


USA DETECTIVES

A policeman was interrogating 3 blondes who were training to become detectives. To test their skills in recognizing a suspect, he shows the first blonde a picture for 5 second and then hides it. 'This is your suspect, how would you recognize him?' The first blonde answers, 'That's easy, we'll catch him fast because he only has one eye!' The policeman says, 'Well... uh... that's because the picture shows his profile.' Slightly flustered by this ridiculous response, he flashes the picture for 5 seconds at the second blonde and asks her, 'This is your suspect, how would you recognize him?'

The second blonde giggles, flips her hair and says, 'Ha! He'd be too easy to catch because he only has one ear!' The policeman angrily responds, 'What's the matter with you two? Of course only one eye and one ear are showing because it's a picture of his SIDE profile! Is that the best answer you can come up with?'
Extremely frustrated at this point, he shows the picture to the third blonde and in a very testy voice asks, 'This is your suspect, how would you recognize him?' He quickly adds '... think hard before giving me a stupid answer.'

The blonde looks at the picture intently for a moment and says, 'Hmmmm... the suspect wears contact lenses.' The policeman is surprised and speechless because he really doesn't know himself if the suspect wears contacts or not. 'Well, that's an interesting answer... wait here for a few minutes while I check his file and I'll get back to you on that.' He leaves the room and goes to his office, checks the suspect's file in his computer, and comes back with a beaming smile on his face. 'Wow! I can't believe it... it's TRUE! The suspect does in fact wear contact lenses. Good work! How were you able to make such an astute observation?'
'That's easy,' the blonde replied. 'He can't wear regular glasses because he only has one eye and one ear.'