Where can I put a discount code?

We have never given any discount codes to anybody, ever, and we don't accept them.

This does not mean that you won't find any discount codes for us online. The sites offering them make their money from adverts and so have an incentive to make one up rather than admit there are no valid codes for our site.

The same sites have 'reviews' on them which are also not genuine. You can tell because 'people' say generic things like 'great site' and then give us a two star review.